Epic Gamer Moment

When you fuck up so badly god takes a shit on your head

Jacob: I just had an Epic Gamer Moment
Jason: Damn That's Giving Me A Boner

by Game Moenbts June 22, 2019

epic adventure

An epic adventure is a usually a epic road trip that takes place over the summer... Of You and your best buds that consist of you doing one or more of the following. Killing a large and dangerous animal, finding large amounts of weed, and discovering the lost ark.

Bro 1: Dude remember that epic adventure we took last year

Bro 2: Yeah Bill got mauled by a bear... And we smoked A LOT of weed

by Swagforreal November 3, 2011

epic mother fucker

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.

MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."

by papasario September 3, 2013

Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.

Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.

by chang cow dong May 6, 2008

Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)

A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)

by THENAME October 4, 2008

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

epic tense

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

by RexR October 1, 2008