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door dosser

Someone who claims to be looking for a job, but ends up in the pub smoking by the main door and dossing around
John told me he was out looking for a job, but a friend told me he was at the pub smoking and messing with his friends. She advised me that he lies and is a door dosser.
by BritishLas January 6, 2014
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devil drops

spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.

known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!

she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!

devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!

the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
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The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.
by Asultri March 8, 2015
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Princess dress

When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.
Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!
by DieDuck December 28, 2015
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The dress

The dress that some people say is white and gold and some people say is blue and black until they annoy that crap out of each other and declare war against humanity.
by Justawesome May 5, 2016
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Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad
I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad
by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
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