Dillon Pettus

Another definition for the term " Double Penetration. "

I Dillon Pettus'd your mom with a Q Cumber and the end of a sledgehammer.

by Elvis oooooooooooooooooooo January 23, 2009

dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 6, 2003

dikloid

man or woman, with two dicks

yo u no bob sacamano is a dikloid?

by mikee the dikloid April 4, 2004

Dilbow

A dilbow is a crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

by vagasscrack August 5, 2011

dildo

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

by gothunkeverythingchick January 9, 2010

Dutch dildo

when you shit in a condom and freeze it. then you give it to your girlfriend.

yo my bf gave me a dutch dildo for my birthday. it melted after 5 minutes

by SLUTGURL_69 June 18, 2011