senior ditch day 

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break

are you happy about senior ditch day. winter breaks even a day longer

senior ditch day by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

ding dong ditch 

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

ding dong ditch by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

Hairy Ditch 

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

Hairy Ditch by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

vaginal ditch 

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

vaginal ditch by Vaginal Mitch July 18, 2004

dyke-ditch 

When you are hanging out with your friends, and one happens to be a lesbian. After hanging out for a bit, her 'friend' who is a girl calls her up and she ditches you guys for her, because you and your other friends saw them making out in the parking lot.

DUDE, ellen called rosie again..they're probably going to be scissoring now.. she seriously needs to stop dyke-ditching us

dyke-ditch by Rashy December 17, 2008

Swamp Ditch 

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

Swamp Ditch by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

raking the ditch 

The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.

I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.

raking the ditch by wubby4444 July 29, 2011