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The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below ๐Ÿ˜… was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below
by Js1888 November 6, 2022
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Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...
Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" ๐Ÿฅบ

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... ๐Ÿฅบ You can't do it!" *sobs* ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iam "Oh God ๐Ÿ™„ God damn it Cody... ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ It's... It's fine... There, there..." ๐Ÿ‘‹

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iam ๐Ÿ˜• "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" ๐Ÿฅบ

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." ๐Ÿฅน

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." ๐Ÿฅน
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Decetrate

The act of improving your mind and body past your peers.
"Damn, you totally decetrated us all!"
by Vetheistan February 2, 2023
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Decent

The highest and greatest form of anything in the history of the world.
Beyoncรฉ looks good, but Hillary Duff is very decent.
by Definitely not alfred February 7, 2023
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Deceptibuns

When a girl look like she got no ass but when she walks it jiggles like crazy
"Damn bro, that girl got no ass."

"Nah bro, when she walks that shit moves like crazy. Those some Deceptibuns"
by DigiUK March 12, 2023
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DECENTRALIZE

Present participle: DECENTRALIZING, past participle: DECENTRALIZED

The act of body tackling and slamming, a suspect of a crime to the ground with all available force possible to the arresting law enforcement officers (usually law enforcement). Most often with multiple officers, sometimes from the side or behind, sometimes from multiple angles at the SAME time, including from above ... in body armor.

Best when the target lands on something uncomfortable, and depending upon the crimes: painful. Concrete and
"When this guy comes out of the store Sargent, you go high from the left, i'll go low from the left, and we will DECENTRALIZE him into last week!"
by THE FRACTURED BEAR March 30, 2023
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Decitrillion

Used to describe a large quantity thatโ€™s greater than trillions and so on; greatest value possible
There are a decitrillion grains of sands on this beach, which is way more than a billion and a trillion. The definition of decitrillion is a large quantity, such as quantities that one can not possibly put a number on.
by drmazzyapollo June 12, 2023
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