Catholic

A catholic is a person who is the OG Christian and wants to spread peace cough* cough* crusades and wants you to go to church every Sunday

Catholic Karen:hey young man come to our church

Little billy:sorry I’m atheist

Catholic Karen: YOUR GOING TO hell if you don’t go to church

Little billy: starts crying

by Somboi April 14, 2019

Catholic Guilt

What 1% of former priests obviously didn't possess.

Catholic Guilt; former priest in prison, not needing to find sexual partners anymore...they find him...and hopefully, on a daily basis..to remind them of that Catholic Guilt.

by SideOrder November 12, 2010

Crapolini

noun - a word used to describe something that happened.
-mostly used when realized you've forgotten something or messed up badly.
-to stop your self from cursing, you use this word

"Oh, crapolini! I screwed up my math test!"

"Crapolini! I forgot my Spanish book at school, and i have a huge 7 chapter test tomorrow!"

by CandyyCat456 December 22, 2009

Catholicked

Catholicked: to have a negative experience associated with the Roman Catholic Church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage

Fuck me she doesn't know what a cock looks like at 25??? She's been well and truly catholicked!!!!!

by Joseph Ratzinger Hitler December 15, 2011

Catholic Tip

Common phrase for Phimosis

which occurs mainly with Catholics

Mary: he's good craic but he's shite in bed 'cos of his Catholic tip
Deirdre: Ah sure look it, my séan is the same

by Corkfella February 4, 2018

catholic fuck

when a priest and a nun a phat catholic fuck on the day jesus was born, in the confession booth.

alternatively known as the unisex toilets.

the priest gave mary a catholic fuck in the unisex toilets.

by your left testicle October 15, 2019

captholic

some "holy" kid always capping. instead of being catholic they captholic.

boy shut the fuck up yo ass captholic.

by no commies and libbies here January 9, 2020