ass cotton

the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.

1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.

2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.

by Daniel0504710 February 18, 2008

cotton

(n.) - a shirt, t-shirt, polo, hoodie, etc.

Now that's some nice looking cotton you got on there!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

cottonmouth

A venomous snake found in North America. Also known as a water moccasin.

Cottonmouths have nasty bites.

by neitherday April 13, 2009

cottage

vt. "to cottage" - to engage in activities associated with a cottage

jamie loves to go cottaging

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Cottage Cum

When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.

Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.

by 7brett7 March 2, 2008

peter-cottontail

Verb - The act of stretching a woman's anal cavity to the point where you can drop your balls inside and have her anal cavity appear to suck them in and then close with your balls cozy inside.

I'm going to peter-cottontail my bitch of a girlfriend tonight!

by Gonz!!! April 23, 2009

cottage cheese legs

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.

That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011