to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.
"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
by Krkič April 28, 2019
A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.
by cheesyburnttoast69420 January 20, 2022
Two men and a woman, traditionally of Asian descent (the men) who go for jogs or bike rides and then bang. This was made common in the Canadian city of Halifax, Nova Scotia.
by Halifax Moosejaw July 28, 2024
by G0su February 16, 2021
When you work in a restaurant as a cook, and wear an apron that covers your front. So you let your "member" hang free from your pants through the shift, only covered by your apron.
Bruh... I think Zack's been coasting this whole shift.... Can we get an "apron check?" Because it's making me uncomfortable.
by Number One Coaster in the Indu November 28, 2022
The act of stroking till busting, and then refraining until completely soft. Not to be confused with edging, which is more active and popular
I engaged in coasting for about ten hours last night. Best experience of my life. Edging is just too… fast for my liking
by The tild chikler March 07, 2024
Doing fuck all during 9 to 5 and still expecting to get a 6 in the bonus.
Employee: I thought about doing it but didn't do anything
Boss: your coasting
Employee: I thought about doing it but didn't do anything
Boss: your coasting
by Woodbine76 December 01, 2021