Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.

I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.

by anonymous July 20, 2023

cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

Clockcocker

Someone who is sexually attracted to clocks

That guy's such a clockcocker
(Clockcocker: someone who is sexually attracted to clocks)

by Bomboy June 30, 2024

COCKABLOCKA

When you're horny but you find out your partner is British during the pound sterling, but they show you their scrunkle doodily doo (you're not into it)

You're british?!
But I can do the scrunkle doodily doo!
COCKABLOCKA!

by MAOAAOO April 15, 2024

cockblochio

An italian cockblocker

watchout here comes cockblochio

by yeahyeahLV426 March 21, 2025

Clocklicker

noun

A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.

Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot

Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?

"He couldn’t come to the protest, said he had a shift. Total clocklicker."

by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025