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Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.
Jose deserves a clam-check
by Anne.me January 17, 2008
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Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.
I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.
by Mobscenity October 20, 2014
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clam spit

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016
mugGet the clam spitmug.

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.
Dude your hands smell like clam jelly
by Dr Clam September 6, 2020
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Popped Clam

A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.
Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2019
mugGet the Popped Clammug.

Picking Clams

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.
by DeLarsh January 25, 2009
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clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.
by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016
mugGet the clam analmug.

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