A person who acts WAY younger then they are. They have little to NO experience in bed and can be short tempered. they suck at Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and spas at EVERYTHING. VERY ugly, and troll like. thinks he has friends but doesn't. and will start a rumor to gain a friend. lonely, and doesn't know what his own father looks like.
LOOK UP YOUR FATHER!!
LOOK UP YOUR FATHER!!
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First of all, not all Christians are a bunch of "dickheads" who believe their better than everyone else and discriminate others for not following "unfair rules" in some old book. This is what a Christian should truly be and display in everyday life, because it says so in the Bible itself.
A Real Christ Following Christian, and I'm not talking about the people who say they believe in God just so they think they'll go to heaven, is one that shows Christ's love everyday of their life, not discriminating everyone else around them for what they believe or think of themselves as better people. True Christians are the ones that TRULY know God's Word (the Bible) and follow it everyday, and God blesses them, not because they're simply Christians, but because they do what they're supposed to according to the Bible. A person who prays to God and spends time with him and reads his Word to learn more about him. Not people who go and tell others what is wrong with them, but reach out to the world and help them by bringing God into their life, and therefore have true happiness. Not the "happiness" that you get from being buzzed, or high, or losing your viriginity, which ALL AND ALWAYS result in future consequence and hinder you from true happiness (In God), although they will feel good at first, which is the immediate consequence. And Also people who don't just believe that good deeds will get them to heaven, but through Jesus Christ's salvation and living in his example to their best ability, although not perfectly, ever. And also believe that he is the ONLYY way to heaven, and there is no other way.
True Christians are also easy to pick out because they publicly claim to be them no matter what, and are truly happy because God fills their life with joy and show it to the rest of world.
If you read all of this, i commend you, and it comes from a Christian standpoint.
First of all, not all Christians are a bunch of "dickheads" who believe their better than everyone else and discriminate others for not following "unfair rules" in some old book. This is what a Christian should truly be and display in everyday life, because it says so in the Bible itself.
A Real Christ Following Christian, and I'm not talking about the people who say they believe in God just so they think they'll go to heaven, is one that shows Christ's love everyday of their life, not discriminating everyone else around them for what they believe or think of themselves as better people. True Christians are the ones that TRULY know God's Word (the Bible) and follow it everyday, and God blesses them, not because they're simply Christians, but because they do what they're supposed to according to the Bible. A person who prays to God and spends time with him and reads his Word to learn more about him. Not people who go and tell others what is wrong with them, but reach out to the world and help them by bringing God into their life, and therefore have true happiness. Not the "happiness" that you get from being buzzed, or high, or losing your viriginity, which ALL AND ALWAYS result in future consequence and hinder you from true happiness (In God), although they will feel good at first, which is the immediate consequence. And Also people who don't just believe that good deeds will get them to heaven, but through Jesus Christ's salvation and living in his example to their best ability, although not perfectly, ever. And also believe that he is the ONLYY way to heaven, and there is no other way.
True Christians are also easy to pick out because they publicly claim to be them no matter what, and are truly happy because God fills their life with joy and show it to the rest of world.
If you read all of this, i commend you, and it comes from a Christian standpoint.
A Christian (True Christian); a person who follows God's Word, has seeked salvation in Christ alone, and displays God's love to others every chance they get.
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Those people are often unaware that when done that they are now a new kind of human beings, new biologic species, humanity mingled with divinity, cause the Holly Spirit got into them and made an organic union with them (just like grafting)...
The devine life within is supposed to be constantly growing thus sanctifying the human part of the being. But that happens only if they live in close spiritual fellowship with God and other believers and abide in the Bible's teaching. If they don't, they may act just like any other human (even be criminals).This divine life will resurrect them from the dead (at the Christ's second coming) just like that happened to Jesus.
They are just like Jesus in His earthly life with two exceptions: their flesh is still contaminated with sin, and they will never share His Godhead (be object to worship).
Those people are often unaware that when done that they are now a new kind of human beings, new biologic species, humanity mingled with divinity, cause the Holly Spirit got into them and made an organic union with them (just like grafting)...
The devine life within is supposed to be constantly growing thus sanctifying the human part of the being. But that happens only if they live in close spiritual fellowship with God and other believers and abide in the Bible's teaching. If they don't, they may act just like any other human (even be criminals).This divine life will resurrect them from the dead (at the Christ's second coming) just like that happened to Jesus.
They are just like Jesus in His earthly life with two exceptions: their flesh is still contaminated with sin, and they will never share His Godhead (be object to worship).
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Get the christian mug.One who redifines Man. His Talents and abilitiies have paved ways the and inspired the likes of George Washington, Popeye, pod, and tarzan. His hair is the secret key ingredient useed in Kevlar and all victorious secret butterfly panty Christimas Catalog 2014. cretseDeveloped the pythaorgoreum theorem along with the true inventor The colonels's secret orginal recipe chicken. He spends his nights mainly exhausted from runnning through mccluskey's personal clitter twitter oh oh oh files.... HIs Teabag sets solar eclipses over McCluskey land.. Father of Beaowulf. Man child destined to reverse the current New world order. Not really the most useful household person, but will hack your shit like c.j.'s yellow banana hammock panties and slip n slide times...... just know.. none of this can't be talked about..
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Get the Christian mug.A religion that spouted off of judaism 100-200 years before the year 0. They believe in Jesus christ being the son of god, and that if you dont believe that you are going to hell. Some christians have decided to be more lax and say only SOME people are going to hell. Some Uber-christians hate everyone who isnt exactly like them, but tries to prech peace and tolerance. Although many believe Christianity to be a monotheistic religion, in all actuality it would be called a duo-theistic religion because they have two gods.
Mary was only a half virgin, but so she could father the founder of christianity was told: "You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin... MARY!"
~Excerpt from "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics"
~Excerpt from "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics"
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Get the Christianity mug.Christian is a guy who is exceptionally slow. He has the most amazing blue eyes you've ever seen. He can be extremely sweet when he wants to be, but he also has a very loud and obnoxious personality. He's not a fighter by nature, but he wont back down if someone pisses him off. He always know how to put a smile on your face, no matter what mood your in. He's a bit of a perv, but it's one of the things you'll love most about him. He's a pretty short guy, but his handsome face will make up for the lost height. He has a beautiful smile, sported with braces that he's had since he was a middle schooler. He'll alway be there for you. He's not good with relationships, but he'll be the best friend you'll ever have if you let him. He'll pop into your life unexpectantly , but you can't get rid of him once you meet him. Not that you'd want too any ways.
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Get the Christian mug.A person who has accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's all one must do to become a Christian. Contrary to popular belief, most Christians are tolerant and realistic people. However, only the hypocritical ones get publicized, due to the media loathing anything relating to God and/or family values. Yes, many Christians go to church, but the most reasonable ones don't force it upon others. Christians enjoy personal relationships with Jesus and don't really belong in an "organized religion" as the media implies. Reasonable Christians get really mad when other Christians act hypocritical or rude to other people.
Christian: Hey, what's up? Let's hang out, or go to the movies sometime. Or go to the mall, whatever's good :)
Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country.
Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know.
Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic.
Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay?
Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try.
*they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*
Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country.
Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know.
Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic.
Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay?
Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try.
*they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*
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