Smoke and Choke

When a girl/guy gets blazed and then gives a blowjob, especially when it's a deepthroat.

"Dude, she totally gave me the smoke and choke last night! I came in her eye and she started crying!"
"Niiiiice!"

by williamthewise August 11, 2015

choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!

choked out

by vEM1 April 22, 2009

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.

I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

Choke Ass

Product to stop diarrhea (Pepto or similar)

I need some choke ass to stop my cheap beer shits.

by Evil Metal October 27, 2016