Being the Chelsea

A phrase used to describe the domineering, spoiled person in the relationship.

"You're being the Chelsea," Steve said to Angie, as she complained about his meal.

by infinitejest42 May 15, 2016

just a bunch of cells

We’re basically just a bunch of cells

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by Reid spenc August 8, 2019

AHAHarb aka Chelsea

Her name is chelsea and her spotify looks like someone is laughing (featured above) she is my lil shawty, she my lil boo thang. she ain't got the fatty but she do be catching mood swings. I love her to death and she is born on the sexiest day of year. xoxo gossip girl

AHAHarb aka Chelsea - 'LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG'
Meggles - 'ROAD WORK AHEAD? AH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES'
AHAHarb aka Chelsea - 'PSHT YOLO'

by sandraisthebomb September 10, 2020

Hit a Chelsea fan day

On the 21st of May every year, you can hit a Chelsea Football Club fan and they cannot do anything about it.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.

Person A - It's May 21st! Time for Hit a Chelsea Fan Day!
Chelsea fan, waking up - fuck

by Arsenal's Own January 3, 2023

Chelsea special

A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.

Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!

by E-Werb & Cdizzle December 12, 2008

chelsea

chelsea means a girl who is obsessed with makeup. A funny girl who will also wave at you with two hands. Go get yourself a Chelsea!

George: bruh! look at this girl.

Robin: (whistles*) ooo makeup girl
George: she a fitty I'm saying
Robin: she 100% a chelsea!

by cieucldv reece October 13, 2018

Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.

Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!

by missmk420 October 20, 2008