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Cheesy Springer Special 

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.
“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”
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Cheesy nob 

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.
I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.
Cheesy nob by ladysbirds April 13, 2021

Cheesy Surprise 

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

@cheesy.jonny 

The best friend anyone could ever had. He’s just the best ❤️❤️
A: do you like @cheesy.jonny?
B:no
A: oh so you’re blind?
@cheesy.jonny by samccccccv June 21, 2021

Cheesy Gumby

Shut the **** up you cheesy gumby

Cheesy Beet 

Steven Fernandez
Cheesy Beet by Hyumanera July 23, 2021

Cheesy-Corn

Some random fuck-boy trying to be deep on tik-tok or Instagram: Why be moody, when you can shake your booty.

You: *dies on the inside and types screamingly in the comment section* CHEESY-CORN! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Cheesy-Corn (the word: cheesy and corny combined) is the God-level of cheesiness. The person, who is trying this hard to be on the nose, deep and emotional is a person you should avoid throughout your entire life. It's a level so cringe, you lose so many brain cells from it, you can die.