one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

Cheating Husband

Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.

Everyone at work knew that Bill is a Cheating Husband by the way he played with that slut.

by unicorntiny November 15, 2016

Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Marinette is one of the main characters from the TV show miraculous ladybug, she is extremely clumsy but adorable and sweet.

She transforms into Ladybug using her Kwami, Tikki

"Me, go after Marinette? No, she's just a friend."
(Marinette Dupain-Cheng)

by shmeatie August 18, 2019

cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.

We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.

by unicorntiny November 23, 2016

Cheesus Christ

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Chelsia

Chelsia is a wonderful woman. Funny, beautiful and most importantly caring. Great body and personality! A little bit shy and sometimes socially awkward but an amazing friend. She is like a plant, needs a lot of love and hard work. If you find her keep her like a little drop of water on your the palm. She will be your smol bean

That girl is Chelsia, so cute

by Iwaoiforlife May 21, 2019

Cheating Trinity

A reference to the chain of command for the New England Patriots. Plays off of the holy trinity. Pokes fun at how patriots fans worship cheaters.

Disgruntled patriots fan "the patriots have never cheated. There isn't any evidence."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."

by anonymous NFL fan January 25, 2016