Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.

Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"

by sarahh=) November 15, 2009

Celebolitics

The political views of celebrities.

Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda, Tim Robbins, Madonna, and other celebrities use their celebrity to voice their celebolitics.

by David Chidester November 11, 2006

Breaks Out Celebratory Peanuts

A new online gag made up by a witty college student. Meant to be used online with * to express a time of joy or celebration.

"Yay a new member in our social group!!" *breaks out celebratory peanuts*

"Yay a new friend on my profile!!"
*breaks out celebratory peanuts*

by FlameMaster January 19, 2009

celebrate

To drink a lot. Drinking

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).

by AJ February 22, 2005

celeste

absolutely beautiful, but has a fettish for indians. loves turkey.

are you going out with an indian? she must be a celeste.

by random aus girl (: October 18, 2008

Celeste

Pure definition of bitch.

OMG, she's such a bitch....she must be a Celeste.

by trolololo22 April 15, 2011

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009