the mahoganey canoe

When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.

I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.

by hevabomb86 January 9, 2008

curly canoe

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:
"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:
"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

by James Peter James February 9, 2005

ben big canoe

a huge cock that kat dragonsack tickles

ben big canoe

by ber cur December 1, 2013

Little man in da canoe

Vagina..

Vagina

Lips bein the sides

Clit being the little man

Bro! I was singing my lungs out and some drunk chic groupy dropped her drawers and flashed me da little man in da canoe

by White Sheppard February 5, 2017

Red Canoe

that time of the month when your woman decides to forget when she is menstruating. then things get hot and heavy... you are in the middle of sexual intercourse... look down and see your male member is covered in that red natural lube.

"Oh man Hannah you're so...wait. is that...aww babe why didn't you tell me!" To which Hannah replies, "I didn't know Derek! I swore I was going to start next week! Maybe YOU brought it on!" Derek jumps off the bed walking to the bathroom, and turns to Hannah and says, "You KNOW I hate getting the Red Canoe..."

by boot scootin' booties October 4, 2009

Jew Canoe

An automobile that is very cheap or beat up and will fit alot of people.

That old station wagon is a big jew canoe

by Richard21 August 2, 2012

cayote

Smart-ass dick-face

Person1: "You're such a cayote."
Person2: "Why?, because there are 19 recognized sub species of me"
Person3: "I see what you mean."

by wantsomechocolate May 16, 2011