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Cages

Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.

God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"

Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"

God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜‘ Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."

God ๐Ÿ˜ณ "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"

God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."

Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"

God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."

Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"

God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."

Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."

God "They eat each other...."

Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"

God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."

God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."

Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."

God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."

God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."

Lucifer "Get rid of it."

God "Aw... Come on..."

Lucifer *Throws rock*

God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."

Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."

God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
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Cage Lube

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube
by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023
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1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination
Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.
by mth91 November 25, 2007
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caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
by I love lamp June 23, 2021
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Cages

Cages is Kgs, not kegs, not kilograms, but cages.
Gym lad 1: How many "cages" do you bench?

Gym lad 2: round 80 "cages".
by Asce March 9, 2021
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Nic Cage

โ€œHey do you know Nic Cage?โ€
โ€œYeah, I go to church every Sunday.โ€
by TheNicCage April 13, 2022
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Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever
โ€œWhoโ€™s the best actor again?โ€

โ€œNicholas Cage of course!โ€
by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022
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