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cactus

An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.
Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses
by Twilight_Eclipse September 5, 2016
mugGet the cactusmug.

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.
My shirt has cactuses on it.
by PresteWood May 6, 2018
mugGet the cactusesmug.

Cactus Rat

I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
by Buddha Claus October 29, 2022
mugGet the Cactus Ratmug.

pussy cactus

pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram
“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”

“no?”

“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate
by thebobman21 May 29, 2024
mugGet the pussy cactusmug.

cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus
Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!
by matchamonster May 17, 2016
mugGet the cactus armsmug.

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus
Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
mugGet the cactus drillmug.

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.
person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus
by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018
mugGet the fuck a cactusmug.

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