The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.

Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009

Rubber Cactus

The act of putting a condom on a cactus then inserting it anally.

Hey im going to go home and give my self a rubber cactus.

by niggertrigger May 30, 2013

Green cactus

A vagina that is painted green and has herpes. The pubes are real stiff and draw blood from a guys penis when they do it.

When he pulled his dick out from her green cactus, blood was pouring out from his shaft because of her stiff pubes

by Munchie choo choo October 29, 2013

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.

GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.

by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011