Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019

Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember

To solidify all the logic ever implemented for Burning Ember, the existence and reality, including Inside jokes, 0 Number machines, and all conversations of evil and things of the nature which took place before reality existed.

"Hello, I would like to solidify Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember, all the logic"
GOD: "Okay, done."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR October 30, 2023

burning man

Disneyland for Yupsters.

He scalped two Burning Man tickets at $250 a piece on Craigslist

by alecm3 July 24, 2007

Burking

Driving annoyingly slow in the passing lane, causing everyone to be late and bottlenecking traffic.

"This orange Aveo is burking me on the 402, I can't get around it or the transport driving side by side."

" I drive ultra slow in the ultra fast lane, while the people behind me are going insane! I'm an Asshole!" - Dennis Leary

by burky78 January 6, 2012

Burning Donkey

A burning donkey is when two individuals ingage in anal sex using "ICY HOT" as an anal lube, And then perform a "Donkey Punch".

See Donkey Punch for further Definition.

"Last week I met up with that whore whisper and whiped ICY HOT on the condom before I ass fucked her, im sure it burned like a mother fucker, so to make her forget about the pain in her ass, I Donkey Punched her, I guess you could say I gave her a Burning Donkey ."

by Johnny Do Gooder September 6, 2006

Burfing

Bus surfing; riding a bus standing up, without using your hands to hold on or steady yourself. Best enjoyed on an empty section of the bus. Competitive burfing must consist of at least two rounds, so that players can switch places each round for an equal advantage throughout the game.

Her ankles felt like jelly from burfing the West Seattle Bridge on the way home.

by Random Dent February 8, 2008

Burlington

A nothing town, located in Connecticut. There is zero diversity, and the highschool and middleschool are shared with the town over, Harwinton, and all the kids are either ridiculously smart, potheads, or emo. the inbetween percentage is very low.
You know your from Burlington when:
-There are often deer and turkey in or around your yard/house
-You, or a ton of people you know are scene
-You don't love your town
-YOu think the people from Harwinton are rednecks
-You call Burlington "B-town"
-Your school didn't even have a football team before this year.
-You go to "Danger Zones"
-You consider CVS the most commercial place in the town
-You go to Cumbys just to chill because there's nothing else to do.
-You ski/snowboard at Ski Sundown
-You go to Lewis Mills, Harbur, or Lake Garda
-Everyone you know thinks they're hotshit.
-Sometimes you get pissed at how many trees there are
-Everyone you know "hates their life"
-You've never been outside of New England
-You watch fireworks at JohnnyCake Mountain on fourth of July
-YOu hang out in the middle of the road
-You've been to Tavern Day more than once.

Kid 1: Hey man whatsup with all these emos and white kids trying to act black??
Kid 2: Dude, we're in Burlington, what do you expect??

by sdfghjklpodfeiw December 24, 2008