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blow john 

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.
"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"
blow john by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017
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Blow pillow 

A pillow used to blow smoke into while smoking, usually marijuana.
This is my designated blow pillow.
Blow pillow by Tccwhore March 29, 2019

Blow my beans 

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.
"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"
Blow my beans by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019

Blow job scrunchie 

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

blow the horse in my puss/ass 

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

Blow-dried cow 

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.
"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"
Blow-dried cow by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020