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Blorptavian

An interdimensional being (or style of behavior) characterized by absurdly meticulous attention to surreal, cosmic, or bureaucratic phenomena—usually during metaphorical celestial events. Often involved in the categorization of intangible concepts like lunar yawns, planetary nostalgia, or kale-flavored eclipses.

An interdimensional being (or style of behavior) characterized by absurdly meticulous attention to surreal, cosmic, or bureaucratic phenomena—usually during metaphorical celestial events. Often involved in the categorization of intangible concepts like lunar yawns, planetary nostalgia, or kale-flavored.

Origin: First coined in 2025 by Gabriel Harris and Grace Rhomberg in an effort to create a sentence that had never before been spoken in human history.
Example (noun): "The Blorptavian arrived precisely at dusk to notarize the silence between two comets."
Example (adjective): "Her method of organizing socks by planetary orbit was deeply Blorptavian."
by Zindlevar Throoblenock May 23, 2025
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Blorpus

A Magical land in which Joels across the globe gather to talk about Italy and hating on peoples mothers.
"Mr. Block can i go to the blorpus?"
by JoellyRancher_NatesParadise September 9, 2025
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Blerph

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend
"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"
by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003
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Blompers

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends
noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"
by RP April 4, 2004
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Bloop

To use the grenade launcher in San Franciso Rush 2049 during multiplayer battle mode

(Named after the sound the grenades make when fired)
Damn, red just bloop'd me!
by severed June 21, 2004
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bloop

The word males fondly use as they...
A. drop a cock in a womans ass
B. drop a nutsack in a womans mouth (see tea bagging)
c. "dirty sanchez" the dumb ass that wont wake up off your couch from the party last night.
A. Oh yea baby, you like that? well howa bout this... BLOOP!
B. oh baby, you give the bombest head! BLOOP!
C. WAKE UP FOOL!!! ...... I said wake the fu*k UP!.... this bitch! allright if this fool dont get up by the time im outta the bathroom....BLOOP!
by JoelC! May 1, 2006
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bloopher

A guy that thinks everyone wants to get with him, but in reality, noone does.
I hate going to the club with Andy, he's such a bloopher!
by Becz October 5, 2006
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