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Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video
Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.
by Evilerskull September 18, 2018
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the blatting

no 'call waiting!!'

in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")

this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)

seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!

needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.
Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!
by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016
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bird bathing

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011
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trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.
by Jbob April 27, 2003
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beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.
Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.
by Joey J. G. November 19, 2007
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Bleaming

That girl has some bleaming titties.
Bro dom0__ got a bleaming dick.
by @dom0__ April 28, 2017
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