beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

Beltian

A Beltian is a Belgian and a christian. I'm a Beltian, Beltian channels also exist.

Let's look at all the Beltian channels

by Beltian December 24, 2017

benticating

when one ponders the nature of others especially gays hence bent at the start

bob was benticating Mrs bob

by the theorising geek February 15, 2018

bedtime inkjet

When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead

I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood

by InkjetInventor June 11, 2018

beating guts

Hitting it so hard you rearrange the intestinal track of a female.

Damn nigga you beating guts! My guts!!!

by Lucio "da mumble rapper" September 21, 2018

Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

BERAIDO

This is the most sexy and hot compliment for anyone on earth. Basically it’s another word for smexxy

Oh daddy your so beraido

by Srey December 2, 2018