batwing

when the shit get squished between your ass cheeks it looks like a batwing.

when i forgot to wipe i got a nasty batwing

by sander cole January 15, 2006

batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

Male Bashing

Most people believe that "male bashing" is the insulting of men by women, when in reality it is the complete opposite. Male bashing is when a male batters, beats, or injures a women.

He was male bashing her when he threw her to the ground and kicked her.

by ericakubie24 May 30, 2018

empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.

Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.

by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011

raisin bashing

whens some shriveled nuts hits you in your head

iu got hit in the head by a deeg and then raisin bashing hurt a sio bad

by Cangh Jui May 23, 2003

Ham bashing

Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.

The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.

by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020

James Bashing

A conversation where an awesome person called James is verbally assaulted by everyone in the classroom including the teacher.

"Next lesson is a James Bashing lesson"
"Why does every one have to do James Bashing today?"
"I love James Bashing, its my favourite lesson"

by Bowm4ge117 April 20, 2014