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crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
by abysssss April 5, 2010
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Pulled a Baker

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker
I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!
by baraon March 5, 2011
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Hannah Baker

A verb describing a naracist/s who jells themself/selves whilst blaming everyone around them for their own short comings.

Derived from the show “13 reasons why”, the term is popular with people who are literate and understand how utterly terrible Hannah Baker from the television show really is.
Derrick is such a Hannah Baker, he’s blaming everyone for him getting drunk and driving into a school bus.
by AJ_Fatt September 4, 2019
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Hannah Baker

A person slits their wrist and/or kills themselves because of other people.

This is named after a girl from the Netflix original show '13 reasons why'. This is because she slitted her wrist therfore killing herself.
That girl is so bad! She should go do a Hannah Baker!

I've had enough with life... I'm gonna do a Hannah Baker.
by StSampsonsHighFive June 5, 2017
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Anita Baker

Anita Blakes evil twin sister who was separated from her at birth.
Anita Blake: Ill kill you biatch. Who are you?

Anita Baker: Im your sister you whore now lick my cunny or die!
by erumpfanofblakey February 12, 2010
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do a baker

To eat lunch early.

Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".

"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
by Horse Cock December 16, 2004
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Billy Baker

A billy Baker is a term to describe someone who is a complete fuckwit. Billy Baker is a drug fucked retard from Ipswich QLD
“Steve you billy baker sit down and shut the fuck up
by Penis in butt head June 21, 2019
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