Back to back babies

When you go on maternity leave for a year to keep your job security. And then get pregnant in that same year again and then return to work without saying anything. Once you start showing you ask for maternity leave again to keep your job security in place. This is usually done if you are a lazy manager or employee.

Employee #1: “oh great! Alicia is having back to back babies just so she can even put this job on her resume!”

by DOOFUS23 July 27, 2022

Back in my day

Is when a person above the age of 60 says that something was harder back then.

Justin: It's so hard to walk to school everyday.

Old person: Back in my day I had to walk over Mt. Everest to get to school.

by Balls and tiddies August 31, 2022

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.

Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g

by ezra24 April 2, 2023

Back of the whip

The back seat of an expensive, sports car

"Fucking this model in the back of the whip"

by dozink April 25, 2023

Back in Black

An album made in 1980 shortly after the death of Bon Scott. The song itself is a tribute that bypasses normal memorial limitations and celebrates Bon's life the way he lived-by rocking.

Back in Black was a title already decided before Bon Scott died.

by Geldof March 15, 2005

back and whack

the massage places that give you a happy ending

Rob: That oriental chick at the back and whack gave me the best hand job
Tim: Oriental is a rug, those chicks are asian
Rob: I fucked your sister

by Wally Krunk from the grave August 21, 2009

Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008