had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Oklahoma biscuit

A white girl who loves to be double teamed by two large black men.

Jane's a nasty bitch; Tyrone and Ray Dogg made her an Oklahoma biscuit last night.

by DJ Travi-TRON January 21, 2012

biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

by the whole deal February 16, 2010

Kingston Biscuit

Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.

Dude, I was totally rimming this hot guy, and he gave me the Kingston Biscuit big time!!

by RentBoys January 24, 2009

cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven November 09, 2008

soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face July 16, 2005

piss biscuit

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.

Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.

by TTTTTT Squirrel October 06, 2009