awkward turtle

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008

Awkward Seahorse

Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.

Jane: Guess what I had for dinner last night.
Bobby: Your mom.
Jane: *awkward seahorse*

by Ringle May 3, 2008

Awkward Sexual Humor

Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!

If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.

by Ninja Cat January 21, 2009

awkward turtle

The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.

In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.

by JesChel August 26, 2006

Awkward Bob

A kid that wears all denim outfits, is incapable of making eye contact when talking, feels the need to greet everyone in his immediate surroundings, and can make the most comfortable of situations awkward.

can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.

1)
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?

Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.

by Jigaboo Jones May 13, 2008

awkward pirate

Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.

"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."

"..."

*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*

by awkward pirate August 22, 2006

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009