The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.
Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.
T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that
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by missrhiiirhiii August 13, 2023
Get the Asshat mug.Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."
"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"
"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"
"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
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Get the Asshair mug.Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."
"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"
"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"
"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
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