assbergurs

Getting called Assbergurs is a another way to describe a funny but inconveniently churlish person. Assbergurs also refers to someone who is not churlish and also a really nice guy who cracks sometimes messed up jokes, but no one catches them because they are misleading. Assbergurs has a final rare meaning only possessed by one person, the creator of this word. This meaning entitles a mush demeanor and a undesirable urge to make people smile and be friends with anyone he/she finds funny or chill.

Bad meaning - “hey, stfu you Assbergur boy!”

Medium meaning - “Assbergur Just told a really funny joke!!”

Good meaning - “ASSBERGURS IVE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU!!”

These meanings have not been confirmed but have been used before to describe people, don’t take my word for it but it’s true™.

by NinjaChubDub June 17, 2018

assbaby

somone who kisses your ass for benefits

man jessica is a real assbaby to pete for his money..

by boppin&droppin December 10, 2018

assblasted

when shit goes wrong

you've been assblasted
Did you hear about tht guy that got beat up, he got his shit assblasted.

by yungNikkaTyronnBiggums February 2, 2019

assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.

Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat

by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

Assbag

A name you would call someone when they are being a douche

You are an assbag

by Pertypickle123 March 18, 2019

assbuttress

To hold or support a heavy ass.

Jose is such an assbuttress.

by Phillie Blunt 2 dope represent May 5, 2019

assburger

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019