Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.
"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."
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Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
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deleting an app before it finishes downloading
Right after the Tinder download started, I realized I meant to download Bumble instead. Luckily I was able to get an appbortion before the download finished- now I can live an easy life where women message me first.
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