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approximate

noun. A spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend who is not an ideal match, but close enough in many respects.
"Looks like things are going really well with your girlfriend, Bob!"

"Yeah, it's pretty good, Stan. I kept looking for my vision of perfection, then decided I should get real and find an approximate."
by Mr.Whosiwhatsis August 12, 2008
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Cultural Appropriation

When white people cash in on things invented by cultures that they normally make fun of. For example, hiring British white actors to play ancient Romans and The Mummy in the Mummy movie. They call the actual members of that race the "ghetto" Egyptians. Like not ALL Egyptians are ghetto (For example the British actors that play them). After they do that they start yelling at strangers on their TV news saying stuff like "Let me guess are they offended???" Even though they know they did it because they are white supremacists and would refuse to watch a movie with the actual race in it.
"The only reason Despacito made it on the white people radio stations is specifically and only because of Cultural Appropriation by a white guy."
by ThundaBabe August 7, 2019
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Sludge Mafia approved

Only the select few prime rib grade E bottom of the barrel meat get these little titles handed down from the actual mafia cunts. Most are troll like men wearing their little badges proudly.
I stole CrimsonKing02's sludge mafia approval badge lol
by NIC September 25, 2003
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Aphrodite

Meaning of hot and sexy. Cute girl you see at fifth avenue! The girl who hooks up with a new person 2 times a Day cause she so sexy!
Aphrodite is a Greek goddess.
by Aphrodite 💋 June 6, 2018
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Aphrodite

Queen of beauty. Most cutes person ever. Seen on fifth avenue. Goddess of SEX!
I had sex with Aphrodite!
by Aphrodite 💋 June 6, 2018
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Aphrodisiac

Something that makes you more atractive to black girls.
I took this black girl out on a date to eat scallopd. They must be an aphrodisiac because we ended up hooking up.
by Koddgatsby April 22, 2019
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appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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