a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020
1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"
2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."
2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."
by tyrano June 18, 2013
When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.
T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.
by Conflitm749 October 22, 2013
A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 11, 2011
To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
by Gingerlee May 06, 2010