Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.

I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career

by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

pam job

The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.

I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.

by SlipperyLobster February 28, 2021

Holla Job

When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.

T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.

by Conflitm749 October 21, 2013

strap-job

when two lesbians give eachother a blow job using a strap on dildo

or the kink of getting blowjobs when you dont have a dick yet you perform a blowjob using a strap to feel satisfied.

Lesbian 1: "The strap-job you gave me last night was amazing"
Lesbian 2: "Yeah, want to do it again?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Swirl Job

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris

Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.

by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016

web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.

Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!

by brototype1012 March 26, 2010