The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
chode
cum blast
cum gun
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
chode
cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
by meme nation December 19, 2017
by SpoderAndSpodette January 03, 2018
A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021
by fizzics235 September 08, 2023
A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.
A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
by nurakid436 June 18, 2025
First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.
"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.
The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.
The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
by 50,000 Bees In A Trenchcoat March 06, 2024
When you dip your dick in yogurt then proceed to put your dick in her mouth as well as her vaginal opening. Or him. Incest is 👌🏽
Timmy: I want some yogurt tip
Timmy’s dad: come her son. Let me teach you a something that will get you far in life.
Timmy’s dad: come her son. Let me teach you a something that will get you far in life.
by Mr.mondal December 19, 2017