weirdo

A person considered socially unacceptable or at the least tolerable within certain perameters and under strictly defined conditions, whose behaviour puts him at odds with the greater dramatis personae of human life. Often given to inapproriate remarks and outbursts the like of which may provoke verbal antagonism and, in extreme cases, physical violence against the sayer thereof. Various types of sex pest and stalkers fit the description. As do recluses, political fanatics, angry loners and comic book collectors.

"Why did your friend ask to see my wife's 'vital statistics' at the dinner table? And what on earth does he mean?"
"I don't know, pal. He's just a bloody weirdo."

by Dave Mars September 26, 2006

weirdness

A situation that arises in which there is no immediate explanation or solution. Most likely a one time incident and will never happen again, no matter how hard you try. Makes computer techs crazy.

I would have left work on time if this weirdness wouldn't have come up.

by vengstro September 2, 2008

Weirdom

Weirdom is when two random and weird people start talking about random and weird things, often mentioning the words "random" and "weird" alot.

Tessy: OMG LYK GUESS WHAT?
Rosa : WHAT?
Tessy: LYK, OMG. I MADE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST TODAY..LYK SO WEIRD.
Rosa: NO REALLY? RANDUM.
Tessy: YEAH, AND HES GOT PINK ARMS.
Rosa: ..
Tessy: YEAAAAAAH, AND HES ALSO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHAVE.
Rosa:..
Tessy: HES OLD TOO
Rosa:..
Tessy: HIS GREY ARMPIT HAIR IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HES GOING TO COME AND GET YOU IN ENGLAND WITH HIS PINK ARMS AND WRINKLES.
Rosa: WRINKLES?
Tessy: LYK OMG, GET HIM SOME LOREAL CREAM, GET RID OF HIS WRINKLES..THEN HE CAN MARRY SHAZBACK, CUZ HES SOOO WORTHIT! LYK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RANDUM???/////////!!!!!!!11111111

Rosa: WEIRDOM.

by random January 13, 2005

weirdest

Not a word, but is a add on to the word weird meaning suggesting something supernatural.

Weirdest:suggesting something supernatural

by MysticParkour April 3, 2017

Weird Dick

Weird dick is when you are with an amazingly hot girl things are going great and you start having sex. Suddenly you get nervous, whether it be about being able to perform, you think about the relationship, something is uncomfortable, Or just plane nerves shut down the sex centers of your brain and leave you flaccid... It is not only embarrassing and humiliating, but can really ruin the date.

The solution. Be honest, tell them whats up. Most of the time its because you really like someone and are just nervous about everything. Take your time and in no time you will be back.

Sometimes you will just need a minute or a couple of dates. If the girl judges you then you don't want to be with her anyways.

Very common in men with over active libido's as because they are constantly aroused, they can get side tracked. Especially if they really like a girl.

Usually is not a problem for those seeking a one night stand, but happens to those who have had enough of them to know they want something more.

You are with a beautiful girl and things start to heat up you have been able to get up to the point of penetration, but now you start to think about things other than sex. Suddenly you get "weird dick" and cannot perform. Your raging hard one minute and not the next.

by locosphere August 23, 2010

weird

to be interesting; possessing characteristic of a inhuman person; daring to be bold and freaky

The boy was weird because his ears were big and his ass was bigger.

by Sr. Finks January 8, 2008

Weir

An extremely Attractive name for a girl

Wow! that girl looks like a Weir.

by jdb3 March 30, 2009