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Weapon

NuB. NuB is a weapon.
"Hey, give me your money!" "Don't make me use my secret weapon!"
*NuB looms out of the shadows*
by NuB-_- August 13, 2021
mugGet the Weaponmug.

banned weapon

A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is
Use the banned weapon on April fools day to prank ur friend
by SpeedyGod53 November 21, 2021
mugGet the banned weaponmug.

Weaponized corona

*Can also be defined as Weaponizing corona

A form of fearmongering used by the US government and the media (mainly CNN) in order to keep the country shutdown.
guy 1: I don't watch the news anymore, all they ever talk about is politics and there Weaponized corona.

guy 2: Same here, i only really cared when they talked that cute kitty video that one guy sent in.
by Sir Beardy May 20, 2021
mugGet the Weaponized coronamug.

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.
“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out
by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021
mugGet the WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)mug.

Weaponized Autism

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.
Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."
by Weaponism July 5, 2024
mugGet the Weaponized Autismmug.

Weapon

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.
by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018
mugGet the Weaponmug.

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
mugGet the Loaded weaponmug.

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