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A straight man's dick that flinches in the presence of pussy homo closetman
Hey dude have u fucked that bird yet . No dude . Are you a fucking puff dick or what ?
by Mauf56 April 11, 2020
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A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny
:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro
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tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve
:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY
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