slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from

"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"

by Papabear94 December 31, 2015

kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..

Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...

by Jimmy Blue69 July 30, 2023

Super Wallet

A person (usually a dumb man either in love or trying real hard to get some) whose spending capability is ENDLESS!!!

That asshole had the nerve to tell me that he would take me to Hawaii if I didn't tell his wife that he fucked me!!! You know how much that shit costs?!?! Go SUPER WALLET!!!

by Sexy Trini Diva March 17, 2005

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet?
Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

Cloud Token Wallet

Cloud 2.0 Smart Mobile Wallet can store different underlying technologies such as BTC, ETH, DOGE, XRP, LTC, EOS, etc., to achieve one-stop storage management for multiple currencies.

Cloud token wallet is simple and easy to operate, with hundreds of compression tests, powerful anti-theft technology to maximize the security of digital assets.

by Cloud Token Wallet January 8, 2020