Bitch Wallet

A person who is a total bitch, but in a deceiving manor. This person my seem nice on the outside, but what lies within is bitchiness to an astronomical degree.

Man, she is such a bitch wallet!

Bitch Wallet by McNigglet von tit fuck November 19, 2013

Meat wallet 

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

Meat wallet by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Sausage Wallet 

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

Sausage Wallet by Matt November 10, 2003

Catholic Wallet

Euphemism for a young boy's anus.

Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in the Catholic wallet

Catholic Wallet by It's Too Cold December 12, 2009

not in my wallet 

used to tell someone that they cant do something, usually when that something is rather..obsurd and supernatural. such as, using your powers as a level 2 druid to create a barrier of trees, when everyone knows you have to be at least a level 11 to even cast a basic barrier spell.

luk(c)as: i can so use candle mode to defeat the sith.

l00kaz: not in my wallet, bitch

not in my wallet by jedi magknights January 18, 2005

white wallet

Ultimate expression of geekdom- the white leather wallet. usually accompanied by a pocket protector and over-the-calf tube socks.

Herschel is a white wallet. He has a white wallet with a picture of Einstein on it. What a neo maxie zoom dweebie!

white wallet by Detachable-P-nis June 8, 2009

duct tape wallet 

The Greasing of the oversized penishole.

Super sizing your poontang waffle,using a spatula. (Wooden,no metal.)

Porkin the Beans.

Wow,i'd like to duct tape wallet Mr.Murphy.
I'd flip that shit all nite long.


Salty Cum Cracker.

duct tape wallet by The Salty Cum Buscuit Indulger August 29, 2008