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wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 December 1, 2015
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god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.
"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"
by jennyjugs December 12, 2015
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slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from
"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"
by Papabear94 December 31, 2015
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walletism

It means a system meant to privilege only those who pay.
This can also include systems that are made to ruin the experience of free users deliberately to impose the supremacy of the wallet.

It's commonly called pay-to-win at massive multiplayer online games.
Dude, you've spent like 400 bucks on this game so you can beat everyone who hasn't spent any money. Walletism at its finest!
by Samurai Pizza Cat March 23, 2016
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skin wallet

Due to no longer being able to continue intercourse do to injury, one would no longer have anymore "skin to give", hence having an empty "skin wallet".
I knew a guy named Enrique. This one time he was administering a female from the rear on a piece of plywood. His knees were so cut up he had to tell her "I can't finish, I got nothing left in the skin wallet".
by !@#$/^^/$#@!-'c August 15, 2018
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clam wallet

Her clam wallet was feeling a little itchy this week
by Roguer May 17, 2018
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woman wallet

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse
Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!
by Blissmydog May 27, 2018
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