white boy winter

season where white boys have the spotlight not to be confused with black boy blizzard.

me ; ' hey whats kyle doing '
friend ; ' oh hes preparing for white boy winter '

kyle ; learning tiktok dances

by sosasgf November 21, 2020

Winter-een-mas

Teh holiday.

A carol:
Tis the season to be gaming
Up down circle square
And Halo 2
Xbox live for you and me
LAN parties snipe me to you
Smiling faces, crushing n00bs
Giveing you heart not material goods!
This is winter-een-mas through and though
Ctrl+Alt+Del will rule the world!

I am going to send Winter-een-mas cards, but not games as we I do not want to destroy the festival with material goods.

by Dwinky January 22, 2005

Winter wonderland psychosis

The phenomenon in which a person begins to see the cold, the snow and the gray sky as beautiful. Often they will describe the cold as "invigorating", the snow as "crystal blue" and the frigid season as "cozy". The use of these descriptors for the early months of the year is, in fact, diagnostic for this malady. The only effective treatment is a move to a warmer clime.

Lesley (euphorically giggling) "I love the crunch of the crystal blue snow under my feet when I walk to my car. The season is so invigorating! Tonight I want to stay in and make cocoa for the whole neighborhood!"

"That's it. You have to see a professional. You have winter wonderland psychosis."

by Cirdellin January 18, 2010

Winter-een-mas

A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.

"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."

Happy Winter-een-mas!

by Mary January 23, 2004

Comfy Girl Winter

The term coined by Cabronas4theworld is a season where we all just wear oversized sweaters, stretchy leggings or sweatpants ( basically whatever the hell we want) preferably without a bra underneath. This season we also drink champurrado, eat tamales and share pan dulce.

Girl I can’t wait for Comfy Girl Winter so I can drink some hot chocolate and eat pan dulce in my sweatpants.

by Soylacabrona August 19, 2021

Unspecified Winter Holiday

The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter....

Some people are still not used to the term, mistaking it for other holidays, as seen in the example below.

JOE: "Merry Unspecified Winter Holiday, George!"
GEORGE: "Did I just hear you wish me a merry Christmas? I'M CALLIN' THE COPS, YOU DIRTY LITTLE...!"

by Swish and Spit April 3, 2009

Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

by Päällikkö March 6, 2022