dabs weed

an oil version of weed

Man, she dabs weed that's like 10 times stronger than smoking it.

by random0kitty321 August 24, 2016

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

ditch weed

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.

Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

angry weed

the name for an unknown type of weed that is infamous for it's anger qualities. While on this weed, you won't feel high, but you'll sure as hell act it. Then you'll begin to think of something pleasant and instantaneously it will be replaced with feelings of hatred, murder and fighting.

It is usually sold in Citrus Heights, which could be the reason 78% of the population wants to beat up a friend of theirs.

J: Has the weed kicked in for you yet?
V: No
S: No
B: No, but I feel angry as fuck.
V: Me too
S: Me too
B: God, I hate angry weed.

by Brittney Sade October 3, 2008

weed butt

What you get after consuming a marijuana edible and all your farts smell of weed.

Sam: "I smell weed.. Did someone just smoke?"
Frodo: "Nah man, Merry just has a really bad case of weed butt."

by gandgastman October 16, 2013

weed goggles

noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea

Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people

Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.

Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010

Weed Communist

An individual who purchases bulk quantities of marijuana and is liberal in his sharing. A Weed communist is often repaid in cigarettes, lifts to 24/7 fast food outlets (where an individual who has benefited from the weed communist's generosity will buy his meal) and by the labour of his subjects (rehydration of the bong, rolling of joints ect). A weed communist also has right to determine smoking order, venue (often close to the weed communist's residence) and concentration of marijuana within the mix.

Daniel: Hey man wanna get high tonight?

Jack: Yeah, love to man but im broke at the moment.

Daniel: No worries dude, its on me.

Jack: Thanks heaps man, you're such a weed communist.

by bubling_water_loveit March 29, 2009