The worst virus known to man, whoever gets it becomes very SUS and Autistic. Whenever you see someone with the virus RUN.
HE HAS THE NECHUWU VIRUS, RUN!!!!
by Nechuwu March 04, 2023
When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.
"Pete that was a shit performance"
"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"
"What the fuck are heavy legs?"
"Dunno, gfgi"
"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"
"What the fuck are heavy legs?"
"Dunno, gfgi"
by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020
The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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by Im_dyinghelp May 10, 2020
Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018
24 hour infection typically caught at social gatherings that causes the host to uncontrollably eat every carbohydrate known to human kind in search of satiation that will never come
Erin and Rob got stinking drunk on Saturday night, which resulting in virus eating for the entirety of Sunday and part of Monday too.
a virus that makes you deepressed
symptoms:feeling sad,feeling like crying,feeling of commiting suicide,feeling lonely
symptoms:feeling sad,feeling like crying,feeling of commiting suicide,feeling lonely
by sudavirus August 23, 2020