Wilmer Valderrama

A fag poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap ass gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke "battles"

" The only reason people know that stupid ass Wilmer Valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan."

by Rusty Williams September 18, 2006

Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.

"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Pwned by Family Values

A point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you're family wants to fucking spend time with you or they make you do chores or something gay like that.

1. Dude, you want to go hang out today?

can't,im getting pwned by family values.

you're such a faggot. you're always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

fuck you!

2. Dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can't hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to "spend time with me"

haha, you stupid bitch

by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009

Be My Valen-thyme Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger flavored with thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Be My Valen-thyme Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Vaguetarian

Someone who professes to be a non meat eater and fesses up to gobbling (no pun) turkey or chicken etc.Also very keen on fish .....and pork is ok.

"For goodness sake take that rabbit food away I am a vaguetarian now't to stop me having some of your Chickenburger".

by cpRtech July 17, 2007

valedicktorian

Someone really good at being a jerk

she's a valeDICKtorian

by Valedicktorian December 9, 2014

Vaguebooking

Writing a Facebook status to some without mentioning their name. Typically the updater and the person they are writing to know it's between them and make reply statuses back and forth. Sometimes it's with videos and not actual status updates.

Girl's Vaguebooking Status "Why don't we just fuck already?"

Guy's Update Replying to that - "When and where?"

by xoxolexixoxo February 27, 2012