volcanass

Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.

Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.

by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015

Volcanus

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.

by Eulemur September 6, 2018

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

volcanicity

1: Something of volcanic power.
2: describing volcano filtered water.

Alan: Raaaawr! What'cha doin' Mr. Volcano?
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!

by 169pd March 17, 2008

vomcano

when one vomits or 'chunders' on some snow. When the chunder hits the cold snow it melts a small basin in the snow and looks like a small volcano erupting.

oh my god i was on my gap yah and i made a little vomcano in the snow......... BANTER!

by twiggy93 September 20, 2010

Volcanic Mudslide

A Black man takes the bloody tampon out of a fiery red heads moot and enbeds it up his own arse. He then mounts the fiery ginger bitch and when he is about to ejaculate the fiery red head yanks the bloody rag out causing the volcanic mudslide.

The bitch loved the volcanic mudslide but hated the mess

by Ginger Girl 1 June 17, 2009

brown volcanoe

When a guy shits into a girls pussy and she quifs. The explosion is called a brown volcanoe.

Man did you see that bitch after she brown volcanoed?

by popper1994 March 31, 2009