Turd Chimney 

(1) Your Colon or Large Intestine.

(2) The place where all your poop gathers before expulsion.

(3) Where turd burglars go to loot.

(1,2) I have to take a dump; I can tell because my turd chimney is full
(3) He got so drunk last night that his turd chimney was chimney swept by a flesh pole.

Turd Chimney by Beneatin Mypussilini July 19, 2010

Turd Courier 

A person who carriers a human shit through customs in his or her suitcase.

The shit is produced at the end of the victims 18-30 holiday as he or she prepares to fly home. The turd is placed into another tourist's packed suitcase (in a plastic bag or dropped directly) without their prior knowledge. The suitcase is then be zipped back up and nothing more will be said by the perpetrator until the unsuspecting victim has reclaimed their luggage and left for the airport.

"That bitch has fucked me up on this holiday - she's going to be my turd courier."

Turd Courier by nomercy82 October 4, 2011

Turd Bomb 

When you keep a picture of a turd you have taken or downloaded on your phone in order to bring up when someone sitting next to you in any event or location is looking at what you are doing on your phone. It's a shocking reminder that they should not be snooping, and they should mind their own business.

"Oh that's a picture of a Shit I took this morning... You've just been TURD BOMB(ED) i thought since you where so interested in what I was doing on my phone you would be happy to know that I am also regular

Turd Bomb by Louie!!!!! August 19, 2013

turd life 

Turd life: If you live the turd life you are the absolute shit. You are awesome. You are always on Dejanae Dillard and Zawanna Bailey's level.

The way a bad bitch or a boss nigga lives. Living like larry the lobster. Living like you dont have any cares while your swag is on point. Thats how you live the turd life.

turd life by djtooawesome123 May 6, 2014

turd for brains 

turd for brains one who is an idiot or is extremely stupid a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a shit for brains when calling someone a shit for brains want do or is not appropriate

my neighbor turned his dogs loose to shit in my yard and he refuses to clean it up what a turd for brains

turd for brains by littlejimmie April 27, 2019

Turd Garden Haircut 

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”

Turd Garden Haircut by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021

turd inspector 

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

turd inspector by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011