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tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.
by HaeZ February 22, 2007
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Drunk Tank

1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.
1. That Dude ended up in the Drunk Tank and took a lickin' from some other drunk in there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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tank

to deminish rapidly, to crash
G.W.'s approval rating really has tanked over the past couple weeks
by Pablo January 22, 2003
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tanktacular

When somebody sees five skaters, or tanks, within 4 seconds of each other. This is also called a Tank Spree.

If you are the daring type and you want to witness a tanktacular, just go to any pizza shop and look in the back for a gang of these fags. but be careful.

Tanks are known to carry knifes because they know that nobody likes them and that somebody will kick the shit out of them if they don't bring a weapon.

Tanktaculars are very rare and can cause one to get on his or her knees and ask god why he made such people. The reason is because god knows that making fun of such fags is very fun.

The easiest way to spot a tank is to look if he has a skateboard and an rockstar or monster eneregy drink in his hands, a wristband on his arm, also known as a tank band, and pants at least two sizes too small.

For more information about tanks please visit tank kids.
1. Tom: Yo Drew, i saw a tanktacular today.

Drew: Where were you?

Tom: I was driving by Sean O'tankly's house and him and his "boyz" were jerking each other off.

Drew: Well I'm sorry you had to see that. These dam tank kids just walk around fucking up the whole town.

2. Lela: Holy shit! Sean O'tankly has my sun glasses on. Drew and Tom can you help?

Drew: Ya there are too many tank kids for one girl to handle. Tom and I will take care of this.

Tom: Yea, don't worry Lela.

Lela: But there are at least five of them in there.

Tom: O MY GOD..... We've got a tanktacular!

(Drew and Tom ruthlessly beat the shit out of the tank kids. They obtain Lela's sun glasses off of Sean O'tankly)
by armondo 2 July 2, 2008
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Tankard

Drunk, inebriated or intoxicated with alcohol.

Most likely derived from the single handled drinking vessel of the same name.
"Did you see Steve last night? He was absolutely tankard!"
by Paul Stead February 26, 2008
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tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.
by jeffbo June 6, 2009
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Tank Dick

1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.
1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011
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