Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

goon parade

When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.

Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.

by shaddshadd May 22, 2011

Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.

"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"

by goonwagon October 2, 2014

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

goon time

Goon time jt basically is G time . Goon time is when all the real gangstas come out

I'm tired , aye nah it's goon time 💯

by BIG DOZR December 24, 2017

goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.

“I ain’t goons fall!”

“I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”

by Trapman39 May 12, 2020

Violent goon

Block 6 said this in the latest plugged in with fumez the engineer

This sentence means these goons are not shotters however they are killers and aggressive

Quinton: Tabitha will get some violent goons onto me
Joseph:that’s peak you have yo ask him to bless it

by I'm not a badman I'm a badboy September 9, 2020