panty fun timer

A man who comes into a woman’s room at night while she is asleep and goes oh yeah oh yeah and then finds her panties and goes yummy yummy. Most the time the man goes through her dirty laundry and finds the smelliest ones and

THE man ran Into the woman’s room and came into her bed and stared at her while beating or if you will jerking it he made himself feel at home then got out an hour later and went in rummaged through her dirty laundry and found the dirtiest most very disturbing yummy smelling pantyhose or if you will see also found some thongs and it was amazing 😉 He replaced the with his own and ran off. When she awoke she screamed panty fun timer man got in My room

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Justin Timberfake

It's what Justin Haters call Justin Timberlake, a perverted idiot from *NSUCK.­

kid1: did you see that pervert who ripped off part of Janet Jackson dress?

kid2: you mean Justin Timberfake?­

kid1: yeah

by cooj December 12, 2004

Justin Timberlake

An example for what a few blowjobs to a music exec will get you.

Wanna get ahead in the music biz? Pull a Justin Timberlake and give everyone a blowjob!

by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004

Portland Timbers

The Portland Timbers are a soccer team from the quaint inland village of Portland which resides near the mouth of the Colombia River in the Oregon Territory.

Know for their lack of finishing skills, The Timbers are the known as the perpetual bit*h of both the Seattle Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps. 2011 will mark the Timbers integration with the fashionable MLS soccer league of the glorious USA.

2006 was a very disappointing season for many reasons for the Portland Timbers, and their fans. The team finishing tied for last in the table with a franchise worst 7-15-6 (27 points) record, the Offensive production was last in the league as the club only netted 25 goals, and the Timbers lost their derby with heated rival Seattle Sounders.

by icefunk December 10, 2009

timberologist

A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.

I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.

by Bretton and Brandon May 7, 2004

Timbercrawling

A form of offroad recreation that involves rednecks with big trucks bouncing through the trees and spilling their beer.

It's also a website (www.timbercrawler.com) where Jeeps and porn are the topics of discussion.

I went drinkin' and shooting with Bubba in his 4x4 last night, we were Timbercrawling!

by camoloveslance March 5, 2009

Timbersquirrel

A furry

Timbersquirrel is a furry

by Timbersquirrel's Abandoned Kid July 24, 2021