Pillow Thoughts

Ideas before going to sleep that you realize are ridiculous the next day.

Dood 1- Damn i was sure i wanted to start selling coke today and get this benzo but i got mad shit to do.
Dood 2- Well maybe you should cut the pillow thoughts and get a jerb.

by Bilbo Illsaggins February 26, 2009

Insomnia Thoughts

Thoughts one has while trying to get to sleep. Usually it keeps them up at night, whether it be because of stress, fear, endearment, or without an explanation.

"Dude, Rebecca has been giving me insomnia thoughts."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."

by I love cows. August 2, 2018

I thought we were friends but now you’re gang banging me

often used by Kaglins when people disagree with him.

random person: *disagrees with kaglins*
Kaglins: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BUT NOW YOU’RE GANG BANGING ME!!!! ;(((

by vintx August 10, 2018

Gonzalo Thought

Gonzalo Thought is a social and political theory originated by Abimael Guzman (also called "Gonzalo"), who was the chairman of the Communist Party of Peru-Shining Path. It proposes following the military line of struggle, by militarization and concentric construction of the party. Gonzalo also believed that such a revolution in a single country could spark a world revolution.

Apply Gonzalo Thought! Death to parliamentary cretinism!

by KalingaMaoistTiger January 28, 2022

tough runnel

A term used to describe a less than attractive woman who may be up for a bit of action. A word play on "rough tunnel" to highlight the roughness that would be experienced while fucking her. The phrase originated amongst Australian rugby players in the 1980s and has since become popular in the UK.

Guy1 in bar: Look at that one over there with all the makeup on

Guy2: She's a real tough runnel

by barely21 November 6, 2006

tough tiddliwinks

An expression of disapprovement often used by very corny people who dont like offending others

Joe: Man i dont want to go for a walk today
Stan: tough tiddliwinks were goin anyways

by OJ Loves You May 19, 2008

Tough hate

Tough hate is when you suggest a corrective action for a person, but you are doing it out of hate, as opposed to tough love.

"I feel like someone needs to punch her in the neck to keep her from saying anything more."
"That seems harsh."
"I'm just saying this out of a sense of tough hate."

by DeepThoughts April 21, 2013